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Sawdust
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first PM I ever got

Posted by Sawdust - May 24th, 2010


see, once apon a time there was this one guy who couldnt seem to eat his breakfast. he could eat lunch, dinner, and dessert, yet he couldnt eat breakfast. no matter how hard he tired the food wouldnt go into him.

so one day he set out on a journey to see someone who could help.
"where are you going steve?" said his wife who had been unsatisfided the prior night.
"Jill, i have had it! It has been too long since i have not been able to eat breakfast. Im sorry honey but i must find someone who can help me. i might be gone a long time so continue on with your life without me"

at that moment he left his wife of three years forever. he knew it would be hard but he had to eat breakfast again. it was the most important meal of the day, lunch and dinner were just add on's it.

steve had stayed in a beat up hotel that night. there were cockroaches and flies all over. he had to get some sleep though, he had a long journy ahead of him.

morning came and he tired to eat some pancakes, yet whenever he sank his fork into those fluffy circles of yum goodness and moved it to his mouth it wouldnt go in. it was as if there was a force feild on his mouth in the mornings. he drove off starvig hoping lunch would come soon so he could eat something.

he drove for hours and hours till it was near lunch time. stopping at a resturaunt near a gas station, he filled up his car and went to get some food.
the place was empty except for the workers and a in the corner with a big scar on his face.
the waitress sat steve in the booth next to the man.

"so, what brings you to this hell hole?" said the man.
"i havent had breakfast and im starving. i can never seem to eat breakfast." said steve as he looked through the menu.
"why not get up early? thats what i do."
steve explained his situation and the man had a look like he was suprised but knew what he was talking about.

"so the curse still exists"
"what curse? do you know something?"
steve forgot about ordering now, he wanted to know what this man knew.
"you have a curse passed down every generation in your family. it all began long ago................thousands of years ago....into the future!...........a a ...a .aaaaaa.a..aaaa.aa.a.a

"MEATWAD! you broke the tv again! thank you very much. now frylock will have to buy another one!"
"hey i didnt break it, your the one that threw me at it."
"why is the tv broken?"
"frylock, meatwad broke it. if he had doged it would still be working."
"did you throw meatwad into the tv again?"
"he said he was the one, the one can dodge bullets, so i would think that he could doge tvs too, so its his fault!"
"i never said i was the one, i said i wanted one, as in one bag of chips."
"wanted one bag of chips, i am the one...they both sound the same so its still your fault"
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(channel changed)
"today on mythbusters....."
(change channel)
"my name is criss angel...."
(change channel)
"welcome to x-play..."
(change channel)
"beeeeeeeeeeeeep!...."
(turn tv off)


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