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Sawdust
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Behold my awesome strength!!!

Posted by Sawdust - April 13th, 2009


As you all know, I, name momentarily blocked for safety reasons am a kung fu master. I can break glass with my stare, cut steel with my nails, bite through diamond, sort sand grains by color, and to top it all off, I can watch 60 minutes in 39 minutes,

I am a demi-god of sorts, and so I must present to you all, in top quality my skills.

Note: for best experience play with sound

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Comments

lol wut?

Yes.

What indeed.

I'M WATCHING YOU

OH CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Why don't I get to be as cool as you?

Just because

Should've Barcelona Drop'd tha hoe.

Speaking of which GET ON SFIV IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT

OH DAMN MAN

DAMN

That was a total rape, you're frickin GOOD DAMN

DAMN THAT WAS HOT.

I DROP SHEET LIKE IT'S HOT

So is she your sister or something or can I hit that

She's my err niece

I don't know if it is physically possible for you to do that though, since she lives about over 9000 miles from you.

So I see you've gone from being obsessed with We Are Scientists to The Killers.

PICK ONE, AND STICK WITH THEM.

I've been obsessed with The Killers even before I ever heard We, Are and Scientists used in a sentence.