Generic
My first thought on this when the riff started playing: boring. This song really captures the "we're a bunch of friends messing around and having fun" sound though, absolutely no seriousness in this song, hell the EQing was a joke ( at least on my headphones it sounds so ). I mean, the rhythm guitar had too much going on in the low end, make the bass a treble laden mess akin to the sound of a string being plucked nonchalantly. You must not like your bassist. Also overall it was too lo-fi, and it's a punk song too. Lo-fi + punk = generic.
Now, the vocals started out cool, but when 'cause I'm dumber than a turd' ended the vocals became generic and too much like the guy from Blink 182. And the vocals also touched on annoying at times like when 'ice cream man now hiring' was sung, or rather chanted. The vocals lack harmony and melody and is too much like a generic punk song, as I have been saying. You guys should consider on diversifying with the melodies and whatnot.
I mean, the guitar was bland like the rest of the song, and the generic riff didn't help. And so were the rest of the instruments: generic and boring. You guys can play, sure, but damn, how many times do I have to say generic?
Also, the lyrics are terrible. I didn't like them at all, and when the final line was said, I nearly cringed in disgust. I mean, it's a terrible way to end the song, you could've thrown a solo in but instead you punctuated the song with the vocals, thus ending it on a bad note. Sorry guys, I just didn't like this song at all. No offense.
Listen to We Are Scientists, I can imagine you guys being able to sound like that, cramming as much as you can and doing as much with plain rock riffs as you can to keep things fresh. It's really a band I'd like you guys to try and emulate, especially in their album With Love and Squalor. But if you guys really intend on being focused on punk, fine with me.
Peace